'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'
Mock Trial Participants Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite mock trial participant? Our curated collection of creative gifts honors their love for courtroom battles and clever debate. From humorous mugs to stylish T-shirts, these items are sure to inspire and entertain. Celebrate their passion for law, logic, and lively courtroom theatrics with something special that speaks to their interests. Whether they’re a jury member or a closing argument expert, find a memorable gift that’s as sharp as their legal skills.
"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"
"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'
So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.
"We pay the living dead wage."
'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'
Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show
Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'
"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."
'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'
'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'
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The Prozac Story: 'It's a feel-good movie.'
'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'
A good future in politics
"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."
"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."
"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."
"He's been on a power trip since his fantasy stock portfolio outperformed Warren Buffett's actual portfolio."
"Worlds are colliding. This is plant-based Spam."
"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."
"Wait! I know the answer!"
'It's a list of things I don't like to do.'
"Last question...where do you see yourself in 30 minutes? Because I'm calling you a cab."
'Our campaign will generate a lot of hot air. Did you remember to file an environmental impact statement?'
"Now, of the twelve drugs we've tested on you, which one tasted best?"
"I believe I can speak for both of us."
"I was in a COVID control group and received the sugar pills. Now I'm diabetic. . ."
First we sue the guy who saved your life. We'll file a no-class-action suit.
Rebel without a clue
"Will you sign this petition to make me stop petitioning?"
Mock Trial Participants Gifts Collection
Mock Trial Participants Mugs
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Mock Trial Participants Pillows
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Mock Trial Participants Prints
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Mock Trial Participants T-Shirts
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