Mock Trial Participants Pillows

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"We pay the living dead wage."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

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The Prozac Story: 'It's a feel-good movie.'

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

A good future in politics

"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

"He's been on a power trip since his fantasy stock portfolio outperformed Warren Buffett's actual portfolio."

"Worlds are colliding. This is plant-based Spam."

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

"Wait! I know the answer!"

'It's a list of things I don't like to do.'

"Last question...where do you see yourself in 30 minutes? Because I'm calling you a cab."

'Our campaign will generate a lot of hot air. Did you remember to file an environmental impact statement?'

"Now, of the twelve drugs we've tested on you, which one tasted best?"

"I believe I can speak for both of us."

"I was in a COVID control group and received the sugar pills. Now I'm diabetic. . ."

First we sue the guy who saved your life. We'll file a no-class-action suit.

Rebel without a clue

"Will you sign this petition to make me stop petitioning?"