Missed-flight Joker Gifts

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Cow Blue Arrows

Jogging Bottoms

Vampire on a plane

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

False encouragement.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Running With Scissors Marathon

Tred carefully mill.

"There it is again, that tapping..."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

'Spinout!'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."