Missed-flight Joker Pillows

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Cow Blue Arrows

Jogging Bottoms

Vampire on a plane

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

False encouragement.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Tred carefully mill.

"There it is again, that tapping..."

Running With Scissors Marathon

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

"Sorry I'm late for your birthday. I'm running a little behind."

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'