Jet-setting Jokers Pillows

"My kids are safely tucked away in the overhead bins."

'Bomb voyage Minister!'

Cow Blue Arrows

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'You are pigeon toed.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"There it is again, that tapping..."

Flight nap

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

Galley Christmas

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

'Want to buzz the airport?'