Jet-setting Jokester Gifts

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

Cow Blue Arrows

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"There! Just like new!"

Carefree luggage.

'Flight simulator'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Galley Christmas

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Moon Prank