Jet-setter Jokester Gifts

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Carefree luggage.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

Galley Christmas

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

Moon Prank

"There! Just like new!"

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."