Jet-setter Jokester Prints

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Carefree luggage.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Black Hole Corks

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

Galley Christmas

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Moon Prank

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

Quit fooling around, Ernie -- I'm not telling mission control you went over to the dark side.

"There! Just like new!"

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."