Mischievous Mobster Pillows

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

A pony throws its rider.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Watch for Children.

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"I'm just messing with you."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."