Mischievous Rider Pillows

A pony throws its rider.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Meowlzebub

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Misery lit...

Children playing in a library

Law Books

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Watch for Children.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'You'll pay for this.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Cat burglar.

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Tree's up!"

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

Motorbike