Mischievous Rider Pillows

A pony throws its rider.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Meowlzebub

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Misery lit...

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Tree's up!"

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."