Mischievous Mechanic Pillows

Coin Return 25 cents.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

A pony throws its rider.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'We've found the problem...'

Pants Uglifier!

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"I'm just messing with you."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"You're getting better."

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

'I'm a good little boy. Batteries not included.'