Mischievous Mechanic Mugs

Coin Return 25 cents.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

A pony throws its rider.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'We've found the problem...'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"I'm just messing with you."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

'I'm a good little boy. Batteries not included.'

Blasting Limpets on the Barbary Coast