Misadventure Embracer Gifts

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Courtney Love

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'I'm all about quantity.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.