Misadventure Embracer Pillows

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Courtney Love

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'I'm all about quantity.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'