Mirthful_theologian Gifts

Moses at the urinal

At the 2021 Religious Games

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

What Does God Know?

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Moron.'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

Jesus the comedian.

Jesus Fish

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Velocirappers

Peter denies Jesus three times.

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

'I've been wrestling with my conscience, Pastor, but now it wants to make it two out of three falls.'

'Heretic!'

The Joy of Procreational Sex

God fishing.

The devil relaxing at home

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

"So Jesus, do you prefer Methodist or Lutheran?"

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