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Moses at the urinal

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Moron.'

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

Jesus the comedian.

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Velocirappers

Jesus Fish

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

'I've been wrestling with my conscience, Pastor, but now it wants to make it two out of three falls.'

'Heretic!'

"I'm sorry, but I've forgotten your name."

Next stop bloomingdales

"So Jesus, do you prefer Methodist or Lutheran?"

The devil relaxing at home

The Joy of Procreational Sex