Mini Pool Party Enthusiasts Gifts

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Cruise.

A termite practical joke.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"