Mini Pool Party Enthusiasts Pillows

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim