Mini Oil Baron Gifts

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."