Mini Magnate Gifts

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

A child runs an equity stand.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Kid doing cave paintings

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I love your work!"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'