
Runaway Chinese Train
Looking for gifts that dig deep into the adventurous spirit of mining magnates? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that reflect their savvy, strength, and love for the underground world. Perfect for the entrepreneur or mining enthusiast who appreciates a bit of sparkle and wit, these products are ready to make a statement. Whether for a special occasion or just because, find that unique gift that coins it as pure gold.
Runaway Chinese Train
"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"
LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'
'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."
Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry
Entropy.
'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'
"Sold his air rights."
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'
'One day this will all be yours.'
'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'
A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.
Oil explodes from the wishing well.
"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"
"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."
"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."
"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."
Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.
Just Married an Oil Baron
"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"
'He died of too much money.'
The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'
'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'
"You call this a mere bagatelle?"
Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'
Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.
Fridge Magnate
Elon Musk
'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'
'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'
'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'
Real Estate Sign - Desperation...
Discover more witty and stylish mugs perfect for mining enthusiasts and magnates. Find your ideal match in our collection of humor and elegance.
Add personality to your space with our unique pillows for mining fans. Soft, stylish, and full of character, they make great gifts.
Decorate with bold, captivating prints that celebrate the mining profession. Perfect for offices, workshops, or personal spaces, bringing underground charm to your walls.
Browse our collection of fun, sharp t-shirts designed for mining lovers and magnates. Perfect for casual wear and making a statement.