Metal Magnate Gifts

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Entropy.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'He died of too much money.'

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Scrapyard Worker

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

Fridge Magnate

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'