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Runaway Chinese Train

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Entropy.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

'He died of too much money.'

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

Fridge Magnate

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.