Oil Baron Enthusiast Gifts

Genie promises magic oil.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Car Breast-Feeding

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

The Oil of Iran

Fuels paradise.

Oil Industry Safety.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Oil Price

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Improvised Economic Device

Expensive oil.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Libyan Oil

Low oil prices.

ATM at gas station.