Oil Baron Wannabe Gifts

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ahmadinejad at the Straight of Hormuz.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Car Breast-Feeding

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

The Oil of Iran

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Improvised Economic Device

Expensive oil.

Libyan Oil

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"Oh, the humanity!"

Footprint on Alaska

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

Oil War

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

'The gentleman in the back bids one arm. The is now one arm. Will anybody give me an arm and a leg.'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"