Oil Baron Wannabe T-Shirts

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ahmadinejad at the Straight of Hormuz.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Car Breast-Feeding

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The Oil of Iran

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Expensive oil.

Libyan Oil

Improvised Economic Device

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

Footprint on Alaska

Oil War

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'The gentleman in the back bids one arm. The is now one arm. Will anybody give me an arm and a leg.'

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

King of oil

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank