Oil Baron Enthusiast T-Shirts

Genie promises magic oil.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Car Breast-Feeding

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

The Oil of Iran

Fuels paradise.

Oil Industry Safety.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Oil Price

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

Libyan Oil

Low oil prices.

Improvised Economic Device

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Expensive oil.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.