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'Aren't you glad you listened to my woman's intuition and invested in oil stocks?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

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"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

'You never did have any business acumen!'