Mini General Gifts

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.