Mini Gentlemen Gifts

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They have so much in common."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

The Baby Mechanic

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

My tiny garden.

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Schoolboy answering a question