Modern Gentleman Gifts

Map of the modern man.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The Dandy

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"I'm a working mom."

The Club

Friday night was always sext night.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Modern Charm

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

'Cologne sir?'

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

Two sides to a question

Gentlemen

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

Do you know what girls want?

Three wise men following a lightbulb

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.

5-hour relationship drug.

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."