Modern Gentleman T-Shirts

Map of the modern man.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The Dandy

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"I'm a working mom."

The Club

Modern Charm

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

'Cologne sir?'

Two sides to a question

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Do you know what girls want?

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Gentlemen

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

5-hour relationship drug.

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"