Jovial Gentleman T-Shirts

Do you know what girls want?

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Candid Camera store.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'The Saxon King' pub

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Om and Ommer

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

Going Shopping Together.

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'Rudolf?'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

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