Modern Couple T-Shirts

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Technology and Love

Spooning

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'