Mini Gentlemen Pillows

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

The Bearskin Hat Family

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They have so much in common."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

The Baby Mechanic

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

My tiny garden.

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Schoolboy answering a question