Little Gentleman Pillows

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Show and Tell.

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Love.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'Look! They're little green men too.'

To my future King.

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

Easy shaving

Spouses

Two sides to a question

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Do you remember your first kiss? There was snow on the ground. There was snow everywhere. The grown-ups were all out. My father, Rocky, was out hunting with the other fellas. The scent of willow, or maybe white sage, woke me from my peaceful slumber. I turned to see from whence it came. That's when I saw her, kneeling beside a crackling flame, her eyes and her smile aglow with dancing ribbons of amber light. Our eyes met. I strode toward her. In silence, I sat beside her. I looked deep into her

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

Gentlemen's club

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'