Little Gentleman T-Shirts

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Show and Tell.

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Love.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'Look! They're little green men too.'

To my future King.

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

Easy shaving

Spouses

Two sides to a question

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

Gentlemen's club

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Fat Pigs.

Urbane Guerillas