Little Green Men Spotter T-Shirts

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Boy pilot.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Airliner

Two airplanes

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

Getting Closer

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

'I told her not to follow me!'

Road signs of Aging

Plane Migration.

'Euston, we have a problem...'

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

One Way/Two Ways.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'