Little Green Men Spotter Prints

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Boy pilot.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Two airplanes

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Airliner

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I wonder where they nest..."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Mile High Club

Plane Migration.

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'This one's for coffee.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

One Way/Two Ways.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.