Mini Gentleman Gifts

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

A child runs an equity stand.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'