Mini General Prints

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."