Mini Rebel Gifts

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I really got used to working from home."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Hipster Police Department

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

The Threat of AI

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

I left my mark on policies and programs.

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!