Military General Gifts

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

War and War

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"'No war' is hell, too."

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

"I had a bad review, so I'm only a 3-1/2 star general."

"Let me assure you, war's not a picnic."

'Kill them all and let God sort them out!' is not an adequate exit strategy!

Ariel Sharon

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Gentlemen, the speed of light is no longer fast enough and your government is counting on you to do something about it."

"Well, maybe we haven't found any weapons of mass destruction, but you can't deny that we've destroyed a massive amount of weapons."

"I just think you're going to need a better rallying cry than 'Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.'"

"It's so-so."

"I'm beginning to feel really good about myself again."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Neo-International Law

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.