Army General Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for an army general? Our selection features products designed to celebrate their leadership, discipline, and service, all with a clever, lighthearted edge. Whether for a retirement, promotion, or just because, these items are sure to inspire a smile and show appreciation for their dedication.

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General's Coin Toss

from $19.00

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife." mockup

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

from $19.00

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist. mockup

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

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"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?" mockup

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

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'Do you get an opportunity to do much military spending, General?'

'Do you get an opportunity to do much military spending, General?' mockup

'Do you get an opportunity to do much military spending, General?'

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"Yes your Majesty, we could afford a 99% casualty rate in the battle, just because our troops are so numerous, but it would not be good for troop-morale..."

"Yes your Majesty, we could afford a 99% casualty rate in the battle, just because our troops are so numerous, but it would not be good for troop-morale..." mockup

"Yes your Majesty, we could afford a 99% casualty rate in the battle, just because our troops are so numerous, but it would not be good for troop-morale..."

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A military general watches TV on a bomb.

A military general watches TV on a bomb. mockup

A military general watches TV on a bomb.

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'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!' mockup

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

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'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me' mockup

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

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'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.' mockup

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

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Army general with a mobile made of medals.

Army general with a mobile made of medals. mockup

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

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Army general taking an eye test using military medals.

Army general taking an eye test using military medals. mockup

Army general taking an eye test using military medals.

from $19.00

'This one is for staying a hawk, in world full of doves.'

'This one is for staying a hawk, in world full of doves.' mockup

'This one is for staying a hawk, in world full of doves.'

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'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.' mockup

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

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Missile Fourposter

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'As long as women have sex, they don't need the bomb, General.'

'As long as women have sex, they don't need the bomb, General.' mockup

'As long as women have sex, they don't need the bomb, General.'

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Wars.

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'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

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"Hack back with all you've got!"

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"Five minutes, General."

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"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt." mockup

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

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"I probably shouldn't admit this, but when it comes to war I'm just a big baby."

"I probably shouldn't admit this, but when it comes to war I'm just a big baby." mockup

"I probably shouldn't admit this, but when it comes to war I'm just a big baby."

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"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?" mockup

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

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"Hon, where's the butter?"

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"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet." mockup

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

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Servicemen.

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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?" mockup

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.' mockup

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

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Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.' mockup

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

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Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

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'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?' mockup

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

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'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.' mockup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

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'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.' mockup

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

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'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.' mockup

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

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Army General Gifts Collection

Army General Mugs

Click here to view our collection of mugs for army generals—witty, inspiring, and designed to salute their leadership in style.

Army General Pillows

Check out our pillows for army generals, featuring powerful and funny slogans perfect for their home or office décor.

Army General Prints

Explore our artwork prints dedicated to army generals—bold, humorous, and perfect for displaying their sense of leadership and pride.

Army General T-Shirts

Browse our army general t-shirts—combining military pride with clever and humorous designs that suit their commanding personality.