Field General Gifts

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Coming soon to a football program near you. . .

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I think they're up to something.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Ahh, shade."

Oooops!

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'