Field General Prints

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Coming soon to a football program near you. . .

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I think they're up to something.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Ahh, shade."

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Oooops!

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

The Generals medals

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

The Use of Cavalry