Mindful Decorator Gifts

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

'How are you doing on your side?'

Futons/Futoffs

A new meaning in the Roman

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"Why are we here?"

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

Violin Playing Snowman.

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

A christmas tree for the cat

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I hired a decorator.'