Compassionate Home Decorator Gifts

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Moving in

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"I love what you've done with him."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.