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"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Moving in

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Tedious Romantic.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"I love what you've done with him."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."