Milk Spill Manager Gifts

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A Tit for Tat.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Well, the drought is over."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

Happy Birthday MUM!